Ken Smith’s Diary: Plumber’s drama, Went potty and Coming out

The chief engineer thought it would be good experience for the apprentice, and the young fellow found an oil leak and asked what they should do. 'Away up the stores an' ask Wullie for a mammary gland' says the chief. Five minutes later the boy returns and reports that 'Wullie wants tae ken if it's a 34B …